How To Please
A Woman Sexually
Looking for tips on how to
please a woman sexually? Well you will find wuite a few here.
This Part Two of Satisfying a Woman series. For Part One,
please read "How To
Make Love To A Woman".
PUSHING HER HEAD
DOWN: You guys insist on doing this as if out g spot
is in the back of the neck! This is killing
us. How about you try
to breathe with a penis stuck down your throat. Even
though you've seen in this in some porn
movies, we do not enjoy
it! ....
FAILURE TO ADVISE
WHEN YOU COME: ... The semen tastes something like
seafood soaked in sea water ... and if we are
down there without a
warning it is terrible! ... Give us a heads up next time
so that I do not have to vomit on your face.
PORN
FILMS: In the professional XXX movies, women who
charge good money for it seem to love everything that a
ball will do. Bouncing
off the walls. Bouncing on the bed. And rolling on the floor...
this is not real life boys! ... not everything you see on video is true
...
DO NOT MAKE ME
RIDE IT FOR HOURS: Ask to go up can be sexy to a
woman, but there are passing hours is the most
boring ... And do not stand
there with nothing but legs sprawled open. And for God's sake,
let it rest while you go back to take the initiative, helps a
little, do not be a jerk ...
Attempting ANAL
PENETRATION WITHOUT PERMISSION: The only thing worse
than this is not only trying, but want to see
the silly side of the
girl claiming that "it was an accident" ... no
Sir!...
NOT BEING
CREATIVE: Imagination is probably the most powerful
sexual tool with which a man can have. Forget about
the size of your thing, the
way you move acrobatically or how muscular you are. If you have
no imagination, your score does not move from mediocre.
If you have imagination ... you are the king!
SLAPPING:
your belly against hers: It is difficult endure unless it is an
erotic sound. It is as sexual as a belching contest.
TREATED AS A
CIRCUS: The Kamasutra Positions are one thing, the
Russian Circus is another. We are not contortionists for heaven's
sake!!
DRACULA’S
BALL: I am to sexy, soft and delicate for you to be
practicing sucking on the neck or other sensitive
body parts. None of us like
to be like to have the horrible puffs as if we had been
kidnapped by Dracula ...Seriously, that takes away the
sexiness of the matter ...
HITLER IN
BED: Do not start shouting sex instructions. “Get out
of the bed” or “Sit in the chair or sofa” or “Get
in the back of the car” or
whatever. This is not a concentration camp, and if you want
something specific, ask, but remember, that is not how you make love
to a woman!
CRUSHED:
In general, men weigh more than women, so if your laying on top
of her instead of trying to have an orgasm, get down from that position.
This is the same as when you have sex after eating a lot, it
feels like you're going to have your insides squeezed out
of you..
GIVING
THANKS: Never tell a woman “thank you” for having made
love to you. Thanks are given you have gotten some
soup or coffee, but never a
good sex session. How about you just thank me with an expensive
purse!
Everyone has a different
way of making love to a woman. And only about 20% get tit
right. I have given you several tips on how a woman wants to be
made love to. Use them, but also consider adding romance to
your sexual sessions.
That is what this site is
here for. If you need more help, keep reading!
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